My Backpack Started Reviewing Cafes#npc↗#chaos↗#meme↗#sliceoflife↗Meme LabGroup chatSSystemBackpack posted a 2-star bean report.UUmaMy backpack says this cafe lacks pocket ethics.DDexDid it order something?UUmaTriple espresso and zipper oil.DDexThat is a bold palate.UUmaIt now writes food blogs in all caps.DDexPlease link me its newsletter.UUmaSubject line: "BEANS OR BE GONE".Remix